cory and dianna react to glee’s sag award win and decide where they’re gonna put their awards [x]
c: it’s gonna go in the bathroom, i think. i don’t know why! i think there’s somethin’ cool about putting somethin’ like this in the bathroom. ‘cause if you put it in your living room, then people come in and it’s like ‘ohhh he’s got a SAG award in his living room.’
d: no, in the kitchen!
c: in the kitchen would be good too!
d: in the kitchen, with the dishes…
c: with the dishes!
d: …so you’re like, ‘man, i hate doing dishes…oh look at that SAG award!’
c: look at that! now i just wanna do dishes all the time.
d: i don’t really hate doing the dishes, i kinda like doing the dishes.
c: yeah, i’m gonna put it in the bathroom, on top of the toilet.
d: well…i think that’s been done though. that has been done! i hear the british do that.
c: it’s gonna be done again!
d: …like, to take the piss out of it. isn’t that the right term?
c: that’s exactly it.
